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I'd just wike to intewject fow a moment. What you’we wefewwing to as Winux, is in fact, GNU/Winux, ow as I’ve wecentwy taken to cawwing it, GNU pwus Winux. Winux is not an opewating system unto itsewf, but wathew anothew fwee component of a fuwwy functioning GNU system made usefuw by the GNU cowewibs, sheww utiwities and vitaw system components compwising a fuww OS as defined by POSIX. Many computew usews wun a modified vewsion of the GNU system evewy day, without weawizing it. Thwough a pecuwiaw tuwn of events, the vewsion of GNU which is widewy used today is often cawwed “Winux”, and many of its usews awe not awawe that it is basicawwy the GNU system, devewoped by the GNU Pwoject. Thewe weawwy is a Winux, and these peopwe awe using it, but it is just a pawt of the system they use. Winux is the kewnew: the pwogwam in the system that awwocates the machine’s wesouwces to the othew pwogwams that you wun. The kewnew is an essentiaw pawt of an opewating system, but usewess by itsewf; it can onwy function in the context of a compwete opewating system. Winux is nowmawwy used in combination with the GNU opewating system: the whowe system is basicawwy GNU with Winux added, ow GNU/Winux. Aww the so-cawwed “Winux” distwibutions awe weawwy distwibutions of GNU/Winux.
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Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.
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